Woah, woah, woah, let me pump the brakes for a moment to dish out the most spark-plugging review Gravity Autos in Marietta, Georgia has ever seen—because these folks didn’t just help me drive away in a blue beauty, they “forded” every river, “honda’d” every mountain, and “toyotally” crushed my expectations! (Hang tight—these puns come standard with my Dad package 🫠
Let’s talk about their pristine vehicle selection. The used car inventory at Gravity is so vast, I felt like a kid in a candy store, except I wasn’t just picking a treat—I was test-driving 'Dads dream ride", and boy oh boy, did I get a-wheely— sexy blue Toyota 4Runner for 6k under KBB! Dealerships everywhere just got served a four-runnin’ for their money. Each car’s so clean, you could eat your lunch off the hood
The financing squad deserves their own parade. I haven’t seen this many lenders competing since the last Dad Olympics three-legged race. Gravity’s finance folks worked so many options, my credit score felt like it was getting a day at the spa—with a little Swedish massage and a windfall of savings on the side.
The customer service at Gravity isn’t just good—it’s transmission-ally great. Enter my dynamic pit crew:
Mike—the Sarge of Service, guided me through every paperwork pothole and made sure I never got “stuck in neutral.” If every salesperson were like Mike, “stalled negotiations” would be a thing of the past.
Tim—a guy so knowledgable, I’m convinced he was born in the glovebox. He answered every burning question with such “tireless” energy, by the end, I wanted to go buy a second car just to hang out longer.
Rebecca—the Queen of Coordination, lined up test drives with NASCAR-level efficiency! She brought the keys with a smile and a joke that didn’t even need a roadside assist to land.
When I was “grilling” the team with questions (in true dad fashion, socks with sandals on), they never once got “tired.” Mike hit me with facts, Tim navigated every twist, and Rebecca kept it all running smooth—those three made this purchase both a “pun-chline” and a punchline!
Thanks to Gravity Autos, my heart and my wallet are both running smoother than a fresh oil change. Let me tell you son, shopping here is a grill-iant choice—now if only their lot came with built-in BBQs, I’d never leave